Monday, 28 January 2013

ASS IS THE WISEST



Research work done by eminent men of science have shown that an ass as well as a donkey are animals of great depth and perception.

People walking on narrow mountain trails with their baggage loaded on asses, donkeys or mules, are suddenly surprised when the animal refuses to take a step further on the narrow mountain trail-- which is often on the edge of a steep mountain hundreds of feet above level ground.

They try to push the animal on, but it just refuses to move!

And then suddenly the mountain trail in front of them collapses in a massive landslide. If they had moved one step further they would all have died.

The Ass, Mule or Donkey had a sixth sense which humans do not possess, warning him of the impending danger!!

And the irony of it all is that people still say:
"He is as dumb as an Ass!"

Rather they should be saying,
"He is a real genius. As smart as an Ass!!"

Instead of calling a person a donkey, deridingly, they should say,
"Honorable Donkey, Sir! We are honored by your assinine presence!"

Incidentally there was a singer by the name of Don Kay Muehl, but that is besides the point. Donkeys dont sing, they bray, and that is where the difference lies.

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